This week UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan lashed out at a reporter who persisted in questioning him about a possible connection Annan might have with his son's acquisition of a Mercedes via oil-for-food graft. So, in the XMAS spirit, a song for Kofi:
No Misbehavin’
(Kofi Annan to the Press)
(to “Ain’t Misbehavin’ – Waller/Razaf)
My love you’re cravin’
A lil’white slavin’
Just lives that we ain’t savin’
You press are ravin’
Inquests--I'm stavin’
Off you
So lay off Kojo
He isn’t Tojo
Due to your low blow
I lost my precious “mo-oh-jo”
I’ll work at Ho-Jo
And be a no-show
For you
We’re for world peace
Palms, oh please grease
Graft, never cease
Sloth won’t surcease
So
We’ll all soon roll in dough
Just pay as you go
Like lil’ Miss Cupcake
I’ll throw a clambake
But make no mis-take
In your hearts I’ll drive a stake
Then I’ll enjoy steak
Go back on the take
F*&^ you
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