Sharon Stone Stoned

From the sublime (see item above) to the ridiculous (this one).  Actress Sharon Stone, once married to an idiot dumb enough to climb into a cage with a Komodo dragon (for which he earned a well-deserved foot-bite from the justly annoyed lizard), shows that she was well-matched, at least in terms of IQ, with her ex-hubby.  Sharon recently said that she openly advocates what may best be called "Sharon Stone Safe Sex"--essentially, what our prior President received in the Oval Office.  To be fair, such is safer than having more traditional sex with the character Sharon played in Basic Instinct I, whose sequel Sharon is now pushing.  Sharon also opined that Hillary could not be elected Prez because she is a "hot babe" with a "sexual presence" for whom America is not ready.  Give her credit: She knows what her fans like.  Yo, Sharon, how about going back to kissing tyrants in pursuit of Mideast peace?